Onomatopoeic Post Tight as an Owl Peevishness…


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Stump, stump, mutter, mutter, grumble, grumble, mumble, mumble, grunt, grunt, bump, bump, thump, thump – grr, grrr, grrrr!

Stamp, cramp, bang, clang, crash, bash, mash, slash…

Flicker, click, rick, stick, sick, sick, sick…

Bucket, Bucket, BUCKET, fuck-it, fuck-it, fuck-it, suck-it, suck-it, muck-it…

Puke, puke, nuke, nuke, grook, grook, ook, ook, duke’s puke!

Hung-over, run-over, lung-over, bung-over, stung-over!

Knew I shouldn’t have had that tenth pint of Sheepshaggers Beer!

Now? I feel all queer, full of fear and drear in the rear!

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Ruth! Struth! Truth! Ruthhhhhhhhhhh!

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11 thoughts on “Onomatopoeic Post Tight as an Owl Peevishness…

      1. Wow fifteen pints of old engine oil (that’ll be diesel naturally…). If you ever need a bath in used hydraulic oil followed by a massage with wire wool first used to mould the wing tips of Mk 1V spitfires during the Battle of Britain, well I’m willing to turn on the taps… Oh yeah…. x (no idea what any of that means but it’s from the heart…) 😊

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        1. Grand! A friend and I went to the Chew Valley Beer Festival two years running – and he tried Old Engine Oil (I had a sip too: Ugh!) as it had a high percentage! I stuck to Lady of the Lake and a few others whose names are now lost in the mists of Avalon (aka rat-arsed-ness)!!! xxx

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